Chakachas

Crabhead? Crab head? Crab-head.



You probably shouldn't listen to this anywhere you think you are going to be judged for having the sounds of a woman groaning coming out of your speakers. Just saying.

Also, I want to take this opportunity to thank whomever gave my name to the mail-order penis enlargement company. I got to have that awkward conversation with my roommate about why I received a piece of mail with a disclaimer on the front that read, "Sexually explicit material and photos." Who ever you are, you're a lamb.

You crab-head, you.

Martin Hayes - How To Dance

No, of course Centaurs are real. How else would we have this Centaur skeleton, dummy?



Ok, full disclosure, I didn't discover this track first or anything. I found it over at the amazing Feel My Bicep blog. Go check it out. In fact, I still lots of stuff from them so - big up to those fine folks.

The internet bored me today. Yep, 1st world problems. Very 1st world, but still. Step your game up people with internet connections, I can't be expected to focus all day at work. I need some down time where I cup my chin and stare at my computer screen pretending I'm really into my work when I'm really just trying to look at NSFW photos on Gawker. I'm not asking for much here.

If this track was a drink it would be a tall glass of lemonade with blueberry vodka.

When do I get to start drinking outside again, god damn it?

D.C. La Rue - I Don't Want To Lose You (Jacques Renault Edit)

Dude, its about to get disco heavy around these parts. Just, fair warning, alright? I don't want to hear about how I didn't warn you. We are going to dig down and find those hidden gems. The deep cuts if you will.

"What are you listening to these days?"

"Disco track edits. All day. Every day."

"What?"

"I know, it is exhausting work. You can all thank me later."

Double Exposure - My Love Is Free

Yes, I took a week off. I know I said I would never leave you alone again for that long, but baby, sometimes things happen. See that picture above? That's what my life has been like lately. Also, how did you clean this up back in the day? That had to of been a logistical nightmare.

Let's talk about this track. Let's talk about how totally amazingly awesome this track is. I love every single note of this track. I love how the first four minutes are this explosion of disco goodness. It's like a firework of funk, glitter, horns, and strings. And then, it doesn't go away at all it just turns into that burn. That nice, slow, burn. It's like they just wanted to meditate a little bit on what they had just done. Survey the damage. Then they just let go - they just let it go to see how long it will burn for. It's one of those incense sticks were the ash just burns all the way down without falling over. Just like that.

Lastly, we might be throwing a disco party in a few months. Seriously. At a real live bar. Disco. New and old. Details to come.

Slava - I Got Feelings Too

More Slava. Slava. Sllllllaaaavvvvaaaaa. It's a weird name really. Just say it real slowly. It's kind of weird. Right?

I think this is the logical extension of the weird obsession of late with synths. Stoners playing with synths only stays interesting for so long. Don't get me wrong, it can be exciting if executed correctly but other times it can be boring and a little self indulgent.

I'm digging this though. Weird ethereal sythns matched with some hi-hats and a weird vocal sample. If this is where things are going I can live with that.