Monday, July 30, 2012

Dam-Funk - Happy

Diabolical Angel. That's the best metal band name ever, right?

New Dam-Funk. Sounds a lot like the old Dam-Funk. But as Karl Marx once said, if it ain't broken, don't fix it. True story.

Dam-Funk has a way of making every song sound like early 1980's. Huge hair, big Cosby sweaters, and no air conditioning ever. Just hot sweat rolling down the back of your neck causing your shirt to stick to you in uncomfortable ways. All the time. Before we invented A/C in 1999 the population of Florida was half of what it is now. The only thing in Florida were old people and crocodiles.

Yea, all that nostalgia for the 1980's, they don't ever tell you about all the sweat, do they?

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