Pilooski - AAA

Gonna rename the Olympics, "America's got talent."



Something a little bit more subtle this time around. It's the small things that count the most. The details.

Pilooski is prone to bouts of startling fury. He's been known to defile the names of the father, the son, and the ghost at the drop of a hat. His fits are legendary. Upon reading a poor review of his most recent album in the Moscow Times, he loaded his 1940s Mercedes convertible with twenty bottles of champagne and drove two straight days to the paper's offices. When he arrived he removed a 12 bow inch knife from his sock and used it to pin a note to the front door of the building. All the note said was "The more I kill, the more I LOVE." Pilooski then passed out in the street from exhaustion. He was taken to the nearest hospital, put in bed, and slept for a fortnight.

True story.